At a morning press conference, an official said he believes the man "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", he said. "They desire When asked to comment on the arrest, he said "If God had wanted "I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that He warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential He said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here From UtterlyBoring<\/a> (thanks At New York’s Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. … Continue reading ![](\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/algg.jpg\")
<\/font><\/strong>At New York’s Kennedy airport today, an individual
\n later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying
\n to board a flight
\n while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide
\n rule, and a calculator.<\/p>\n
\n is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged
\n by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.<\/p>\n
\n average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
\n tangents
\n in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and
\n refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined
\n they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with
\n coordinates in every country. "As the Greek philanderer Isosceles
\n used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft
\n declared.<\/p>\n
\n us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given
\n us more fingers and toes."<\/p>\n
\n it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing
\n to
\n disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love
\n to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," he said, adding: "Under
\n the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point,
\n and draw the line."<\/p>\n
\n to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen
\n unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in
\n random facts of vertex."<\/p>\n
\n is one principle he is uncertain of: though they continue to multiply,
\n their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks…."<\/p>\n
\n Jay<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"