{"id":1949,"date":"2004-01-15T12:07:33","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T16:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2004\/01\/15\/get-lucky-try-the-funky-monkey\/"},"modified":"2004-01-15T12:07:33","modified_gmt":"2004-01-15T16:07:33","slug":"get-lucky-try-the-funky-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/01\/15\/get-lucky-try-the-funky-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Lucky &#8211; Try the Funky Monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2296'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"537\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/boxorbreif.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\"><\/p>\n<p>How long before the Democratic primary race degenrates to the point<br \/>\n        where the press in grilling the candidates on the underlying question<br \/>\n        of the day &#8211; boxers or breifs? Here&#8217;s a good solution for the caring<br \/>\n        candidate who wants to corner the Asian demographic, and garner a little<br \/>\n        good luck at the same time.&nbsp; Hey, it can&#8217;t hurt!<\/p>\n<p>Note to Norma Yvonne: Only a week left &#8217;til Chinese New Year, and your<br \/>\n        ever-loving hubby can use all the luck he can get this year&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>SINGAPORE (AP) &#8211; Women in Singapore are buying their husbands special<br \/>\n          Lunar New Year briefs, hoping to bring them good fortune and increase<br \/>\n          their sexual potency.<\/p>\n<p>          Women are also buying themselves &quot;Funky Monkey&quot; panties specially<br \/>\n          designed for the year of the monkey, featuring smiling cartoon primates.<br \/>\n          The Lunar New Year begins on Jan. 22 and is celebrated by the Chinese<br \/>\n          diaspora around the globe.<\/p>\n<p>          But the most popular style is bright red briefs for men featuring Chinese<br \/>\n          characters for wealth and prosperity, said Jeannette Cheong, owner<br \/>\n        of the underwear store ButtOn Trendy Undies.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>from the <a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.excite.com\/article\/20040114\/D802MSV00.html\">AP<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How long before the Democratic primary race degenrates to the point where the press in grilling the candidates on the underlying question of the day &#8211; boxers or breifs? Here&#8217;s a good solution for the caring candidate who wants to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2004\/01\/15\/get-lucky-try-the-funky-monkey\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}