{"id":193,"date":"2005-04-22T23:46:10","date_gmt":"2005-04-23T03:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2005\/04\/22\/pass-the-matzoh\/"},"modified":"2005-04-22T23:46:10","modified_gmt":"2005-04-23T03:46:10","slug":"pass-the-matzoh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/04\/22\/pass-the-matzoh\/","title":{"rendered":"Pass the Matzoh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a4897'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"122\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"soxsupper.jpg\" width=\"537\" height=\"243\"><br \/>\n      Ten o&#8217;clock at night, and the Dowbrigade is finally sitting<br \/>\n        down at his computer, following an exhausting 12 hour day<br \/>\nchauffeuring around our younger son, first to a job interview in Quincy and then<br \/>\n        helping him move into a new place in North Cambridge. We have the Red<br \/>\n        Sox on the desk-side tube, but they are behind, 4-1, and we are paying<br \/>\n        it scant attention.<\/p>\n<p>However, it does remind us of a silly argument we heard on the car radio<br \/>\n        while waiting for our son to load, or unload. The gang of knuckleheads<br \/>\n        at WEEI were livid with theatrical outrage at an oil painting prominently<br \/>\n        featured in the dining room of Red Sox outfielder and Jesus Christ lookalike<br \/>\n        Johnny Damon&#8217;s dining room, as seen on the popular cable cult classic<br \/>\n      &quot;Celebrity Cribs&quot; last night.      <\/p>\n<p>Said painting at first glance appears to be a reproduction of Da Vinci&#8217;s<br \/>\n        Last Supper.&nbsp; Appropriate enough, seeing as Passover is almost upon<br \/>\n        us and the actual Last Supper was supposed to have been a Seder, and<br \/>\n        by its placement in the dining room, a common affectation in religious<br \/>\n        low-rent Latin households. Except that, on closer inspection, Jesus Christ<br \/>\n        IS &#8211; how<br \/>\n        did you guess,<br \/>\n        Johnny<br \/>\n        Damon!<br \/>\n        &#8211; and<br \/>\n        the disciples,<br \/>\n        all<br \/>\n        in Red<br \/>\n        Sox<br \/>\n      caps, include Terry Francona, Pedro Martinez and Jason Varitek.      <\/p>\n<p>Is this sacrilegious? In poor taste? Outrageously funny.? Disrespectful<br \/>\n        of the new Pope? A sly reference to blockbuster bestseller The Da vinci<br \/>\n        Code? Is Damon the most popular player on the world champions? Is he<br \/>\n      the most conceited player in baseball? The topic really had the airwaves<br \/>\n      heating up.      <\/p>\n<p>Personally, our taste in dining room art runs more towards the full-color,<br \/>\n      life-sized realistic portraits by our buddy El Ciego in Lima of some of<br \/>\n        the fighting cocks he has known and loved, painted from memory after<br \/>\n        that tragic night in the henhouse when he passed out and hot his head<br \/>\n        on a feeding chute on the way down, ending up with his head buried in<br \/>\n        a pile of grain.<\/p>\n<p>But we digress.&nbsp; On the Trinitron Boston-Tampa Bay has actually<br \/>\n        turned into a pretty interesting game; after being behind 4-1 in the<br \/>\n        8th the Sox have clawed their way back, tying the score in the top of<br \/>\n        the 9th. Opps! The game just ended after<br \/>\n        ONE<br \/>\n        pitch<br \/>\n        from<br \/>\n        Alan Embry in<br \/>\n        the<br \/>\n        bottom of the<br \/>\n        ninth,<br \/>\n        as Tampa Bay 1st baseman Eduardo Perez<br \/>\n        rocketed<br \/>\n        a<br \/>\n        moonshot<br \/>\n        into<br \/>\n        the<br \/>\n        thick<br \/>\n        south<br \/>\n        Florida<br \/>\n        night.<br \/>\nOh well, that&#8217;s baseball&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>buy the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redsoxconnection.com\/lastsupper.html\">Sox<br \/>\n      Supper<\/a> poster<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ten o&#8217;clock at night, and the Dowbrigade is finally sitting down at his computer, following an exhausting 12 hour day chauffeuring around our younger son, first to a job interview in Quincy and then helping him move into a new &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2005\/04\/22\/pass-the-matzoh\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[243],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}