{"id":1878,"date":"2003-12-27T20:48:48","date_gmt":"2003-12-28T00:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/12\/27\/not-hard-core-just-stupid\/"},"modified":"2003-12-27T20:48:48","modified_gmt":"2003-12-28T00:48:48","slug":"not-hard-core-just-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/12\/27\/not-hard-core-just-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Hard Core &#8211; Just Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2137'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/runchimb.gif\" width=\"217\" height=\"245\" align=\"left\">MINNEAPOLIS<br \/>\n        (AP) &#8211; A naked man got stuck in the chimney of a bookstore early Christmas<br \/>\n        morning. Don&#8217;t worry, it wasn&#8217;t Santa Claus. <\/p>\n<p>      The 34-year-old man was treated Thursday for bruises and abrasions at Hennepin<br \/>\n      County Medical Center after being found naked and lodged in the furnace<br \/>\n      flue at Uncle Hugo&#8217;s Bookstore. He was expected to be charged with attempted<br \/>\n      burglary on Friday. <\/p>\n<p>      &#8220;He was lucky,&#8221; said police Lt. Mike Sauro. &#8220;He was only stuck in that<br \/>\n      chimney for a few hours. It&#8217;s kind of a happy ending, because if he had<br \/>\n      been in there until that store opened Friday morning, it&#8217;s my judgment<br \/>\n      he would have died. <\/p>\n<p>      &#8220;He doesn&#8217;t appear to be a hard-core criminal, just stupid.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>      from <a href=\"http:\/\/cnn.netscape.cnn.com\/ns\/news\/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-1120&amp;idq=\/ff\/story\/0001%2F20031226%2F102380553.htm&amp;sc=1120\">AP<\/a> (thanks,<br \/>\n      Ma)<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MINNEAPOLIS (AP) &#8211; A naked man got stuck in the chimney of a bookstore early Christmas morning. Don&#8217;t worry, it wasn&#8217;t Santa Claus. The 34-year-old man was treated Thursday for bruises and abrasions at Hennepin County Medical Center after being &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/12\/27\/not-hard-core-just-stupid\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1878\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}