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Champaign, IL –
\n The Vanger Petfood Company today introduced a new line of cat food featuring
\n Squirrel, Robin, Mouse and Rat flavors. Company spokesperson Harry Keyster
\n said the new line features real squirrel, robin and mouse meat, although
\n the rat flavor is really enhanced mouse meat.<\/p>\n
"Cats love them," said Keyster, "because they are much closer to what
\n cats are used to eating in the wild. Cats evolved eating rodents
\n and birds, and they remain their favorite and healthiest food."<\/p>\n
He added that the products are all natural, contain no preservatives,
\n and will produce healthier, more alert pets.<\/p>\n
In an attempt to cut off outraged comments at the pass, let me say Now, no one is claiming that this line is going to replace Kibbles Champaign, IL – The Vanger Petfood Company today introduced a new line of cat food featuring Squirrel, Robin, Mouse and Rat flavors. Company spokesperson Harry Keyster said the new line features real squirrel, robin and mouse meat, although the rat … Continue reading
\n up front that this is a fake story. However, the Dowbrigade firmly
\n believes that such a product line would be quite popular, bot among
\n cats and
\n their
\n human mascots. These ARE the natural foods of cats, after all,
\n and you can’t reprogram the digestive system of a species in a few thousand
\n years. How many cats do you think have hunted down cows or caught tuna
\n on their own?<\/em><\/p>\n
\n or Fancy Feast. But as a novelty, among naturalists and vicarious
\n predators, and in other feline niche markets, we think it has a future. And
\n now that it has been featured in a dated blog entry, anyone wanting to
\n develop this idea is going to have to talk to the Dowbrigade first.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"