{"id":1822,"date":"2003-12-09T22:17:36","date_gmt":"2003-12-10T02:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/12\/09\/hidden-aggravation-inflation\/"},"modified":"2003-12-09T22:17:36","modified_gmt":"2003-12-10T02:17:36","slug":"hidden-aggravation-inflation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/12\/09\/hidden-aggravation-inflation\/","title":{"rendered":"Hidden Aggravation Inflation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2011'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/v66.jpg\" width=\"140\" height=\"140\" align=\"left\">We used to love our cell phone company.&nbsp; Love is not too strong<br \/>\n        a word, considering the emotional attachment we developed to the concept<br \/>\n        of 24-7 connectivity. We read with an uneasy mix of jealousy and superiority<br \/>\n        the whines of the hot, wired and in-demand, who complain that they can&#8217;t<br \/>\n        find a moment&#8217;s peace between the pages, cell phone calls and wireless<br \/>\n        emails.<\/p>\n<p>The Dowbrigade, decidedly less (or is it more?) socially-challenged,<br \/>\n        has never seen his phone as an intrusion. It is always a joy to hear<br \/>\n        another live human voice.&nbsp;We never found the &quot;dead spots&quot; others<br \/>\n        complained of. And the robot voices of the telemarketers seemed to be<br \/>\n        the exclusive<br \/>\n        province<br \/>\n        of our<br \/>\n        land<br \/>\n        line.<\/p>\n<p>We also took a certain pride in our ability to live within our time-plan<br \/>\n        means, evidence of foresight, self-restraint and fiscal discipline.<\/p>\n<p>However, as so often happens, our pride preceded a precipice. With<br \/>\n        the twin motives of securing a SECOND cell phone for Mrs. Dowbrigade<br \/>\n        and hopefully do away with the costly and telemarketing clogged (despite<br \/>\n        the no-call list) land line.&nbsp; In addition we hoped to get two new<br \/>\n        flip-top hand sets to replace the previous clunkier all-in-one model<br \/>\n        which #2 son had borrowed, lost under a pile of dirty clothes, stepped<br \/>\n        on while it was ringing in an attempt to locate it, and returned with<br \/>\n        a cracked and dysfunctional screen.&nbsp; The phone still worked fine,<br \/>\n        but without a visual interface to access the menus we were reduced to<br \/>\n        receiving calls and dialing from memory.<\/p>\n<p>Once in the phone store, we were immediately inundated in cellular<br \/>\n        hard-sell. We were tempted by the Sidekick, but are holding out for our<br \/>\n        ideal handheld universal gizmo, and ended up going with the smallest,<br \/>\n        second-cheapest phones in the store.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Perhaps over-influenced by Channel 7 Consumer Advocate <a href=\"http:\/\/web1.whdh.com\/newsteam\/?id=19\">Hank<br \/>\n          Fillippi Ryan&#8217;<\/a>s advice about negotiating the best deal, the Dowbrigade<br \/>\n          sat down to deal as if the phone kiosk were in a Souk rather than on<br \/>\n          Commonwealth<br \/>\n        Avenue. Aware of the intense competition between providers in anticipation<br \/>\n          of the the now-in-effect portable number law, we were determined to<br \/>\n          get our two new phones for free.<\/p>\n<p>After much hard bargaining, coy allusions to competitors offerings,<br \/>\n        and several aborted walk-outs we were able to work out a combination<br \/>\n        of credits and mail-in rebates which made the phones, in effect, free.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>The only problem was that my existing contract was not due to expire<br \/>\n        until December 20, which was almost 7 weeks in the future at that point,<br \/>\n        and that we wanted to keep that number on our new contract (getting two<br \/>\n        new contracts allowed us to get the new phones for free, which we wouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\n        have been able to do had we just renewed the old one).<\/p>\n<p>So for 7 weeks we would have THREE lines, although only using two.&nbsp; The<br \/>\n        extra $75 for the unused line would be balanced by a $50 mail-in rebate<br \/>\n        and a $25 credit. And we were able to extract a promise that we could<br \/>\n        keep our long-time cell number, transferring it to the new contract.<br \/>\n        Just come in a week or two before the old contract expires and they would<br \/>\n        cancel the old contract and transfer the number.<\/p>\n<p>Well, today we dropped in. Now that we were locked in to our contracted<br \/>\n        the reception was decidedly more frigid.&nbsp; It was absolutely impossible<br \/>\n        to transfer a number from one account to another, we would have to start<br \/>\n        using the new number on the 20th.&nbsp; There was no record of the promised<br \/>\n        credits on the computer or in our contracts, and they had no idea what<br \/>\n        our sales representative was talking about.&nbsp; Said sales representative<br \/>\n        was not working today, and the office manager had left at noon.<\/p>\n<p>The bottom line is that we can now legally take our number with us to<br \/>\n        another company, but not with a new account at the same carrier.&nbsp; Now<br \/>\n        that we have signed a contract, taking our number to another carrier<br \/>\n        would involve a $200 early-termination fee for EACH LINE. <\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow we have to go back, because the guy who actually made the promises<br \/>\n        and the manager will both be there. We will muster our logic and somewhat<br \/>\n        worn righteousness, and try to act reasonable and civilized in the face<br \/>\n        of gross corporate obstinacy and consumer fraud.<\/p>\n<p>At times like this we would love to be the kind of person who looks<br \/>\n        forward to confrontations. On the contrary, its usually stress<br \/>\n        and obsess<br \/>\n        before<br \/>\n        the fact and a<br \/>\n        poor performance and pathetic loss of logic and persuasiveness in the<br \/>\n        actual<br \/>\n        encounter. Righteous Indignation is harder and harder to come by.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We used to love our cell phone company.&nbsp; Love is not too strong a word, considering the emotional attachment we developed to the concept of 24-7 connectivity. 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