{"id":1770,"date":"2003-11-25T08:23:08","date_gmt":"2003-11-25T12:23:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/11\/25\/the-doctor-is-in-the-house\/"},"modified":"2003-11-25T08:23:08","modified_gmt":"2003-11-25T12:23:08","slug":"the-doctor-is-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/11\/25\/the-doctor-is-in-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"The Doctor is in the House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1903'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"410\" height=\"278\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/hunter.jpg\" width=\"138\" height=\"109\" align=\"left\"><em>The<br \/>\n        latest, typically savage &quot;Sports&quot; column from the eminent Dr. Hunter<br \/>\n        S. Thompson:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Professional football is not the only pillar of Faith that is crumbling<br \/>\n        all around us, as we stumble nervously into this new and merciless century.<br \/>\n        Even our world-famous Military power is visibly failing us. If we get<br \/>\n        chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth<br \/>\n        consecutive Third-world country with no hint of a Navy or an Air Force<br \/>\n        to have whipped us in the past 40 years.<\/p>\n<p>        If the U.S. had a national Football team with a record like that, we<br \/>\n        would have fired the Coach a long time ago. Nobody can lose all the time<br \/>\n        and still stay in power. Even Adolf Hitler was forced to kill himself<br \/>\n        after personally destroying the proud nation of Germany and turning it<br \/>\n      into a helpless Nazi whorehouse.<\/p>\n<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/espn.go.com\/page2\/s\/thompson\/031118.html\">ESPN.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest, typically savage &quot;Sports&quot; column from the eminent Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: Professional football is not the only pillar of Faith that is crumbling all around us, as we stumble nervously into this new and merciless century. Even our &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/11\/25\/the-doctor-is-in-the-house\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}