{"id":1737,"date":"2003-11-17T17:01:40","date_gmt":"2003-11-17T21:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/11\/17\/he-forgot-to-grease-her-down\/"},"modified":"2003-11-17T17:01:40","modified_gmt":"2003-11-17T21:01:40","slug":"he-forgot-to-grease-her-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/11\/17\/he-forgot-to-grease-her-down\/","title":{"rendered":"He Forgot to Grease her Down…."},"content":{"rendered":"

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ALBUQUERQUE,
\n N.M. — Perhaps Santa should carry a disclaimer: "Don’t
\n try this at home." It might have saved an Albuquerque teen from a
\n lot of embarrassment.<\/p>\n

The teenage girl, 15, got lodged in a chimney trying to get into a house
\n she and her boyfriend were locked out of. Albuquerque Fire Department Lt.
\n Jeff Eschenburg said her boyfriend apparently gave her the idea. It was
\n his house they were trying to get into. <\/p>\n

Eschenburg
\n said the girl nearly made it to the bottom. Firefighters could see her
\n feet inside the fireplace when they arrived.<\/p>\n

from
\n the New Mexico Channel<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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