{"id":1720,"date":"2003-11-14T22:56:47","date_gmt":"2003-11-15T02:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/11\/14\/do-penis-enlargement-pills-work\/"},"modified":"2003-11-14T22:56:47","modified_gmt":"2003-11-15T02:56:47","slug":"do-penis-enlargement-pills-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/11\/14\/do-penis-enlargement-pills-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1790'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/balllz.jpg\" width=\"209\" height=\"267\" align=\"left\">Like,<br \/>\n        we assume, all of our readers, the Dowbrigade mailbox continues to fill<br \/>\n        with ingenious advertisements for penis enlargement products. Along with<br \/>\n        Russian sex slaves, Valium, Xanax and Vicoden Free prescriptions and<br \/>\n         my personal favorite, Stop Span and Adult Email, there have recently<br \/>\n        been a seemingly uncontrollable proliferation of penis patches, penis<br \/>\n        pills and penis pullers, all claiming to enhance my endowment by leaps and<br \/>\n        bounds.<\/p>\n<p>While it is easy to imagine what kind of pathetic insecure <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/entertainment\/story\/sm_833358.html\"><\/a>idiots<br \/>\n        fall for these pitches once, one would think that their supply of suckers<br \/>\n        would have dried up by now if there wasn&#8217;t SOMETHING to their services.<br \/>\n        Or would it?<\/p>\n<p>In the spirit of scientific inquiry, let me present a unique blog, &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/thepill.blogs.com\/thepill\/\">Do<br \/>\n        Penis Enlargement Pills Work?<\/a>&quot; (via the always awesome <a href=\"http:\/\/www.makeoutcity.com\">Jay<br \/>\n        McCarthy<\/a>),<br \/>\n        in which courageous though inept researchers turn themselves into  human<br \/>\n        guinea pigs, and recount the experience blow by blow, as it were, complete<br \/>\n        with empirical measurements and subjective insights into the penis enlargement<br \/>\n        process. <\/p>\n<p>Some of you might be wondering, Has the Dowbrigade ever been tempted<br \/>\n        to try these products himself? On a completely theoretical plane, our<br \/>\n        lack of understanding of how these mysterious pills target one precise<br \/>\n        part of the human anatomy would have me worried about unfortunate near-misses<br \/>\n        (see photo).<\/p>\n<p>check out &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/thepill.blogs.com\/thepill\/\">Do Penis<br \/>\n      Enlargement Pills Work?<\/a>&quot;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like, we assume, all of our readers, the Dowbrigade mailbox continues to fill with ingenious advertisements for penis enlargement products. Along with Russian sex slaves, Valium, Xanax and Vicoden Free prescriptions and my personal favorite, Stop Span and Adult Email, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/11\/14\/do-penis-enlargement-pills-work\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}