{"id":1636,"date":"2003-10-25T10:25:27","date_gmt":"2003-10-25T14:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/10\/25\/goodbye-crueller-world\/"},"modified":"2003-10-25T10:25:27","modified_gmt":"2003-10-25T14:25:27","slug":"goodbye-crueller-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/10\/25\/goodbye-crueller-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye, Crueller World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1583'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/crueller.gif\" width=\"200\" height=\"189\" align=\"left\"><\/p>\n<p>        <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/dailyglobe2\/298\/metro\/With_progress_a_cruel_twist+.shtmll\">from<br \/>\n    the Boston Globe<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p>Its retirement<br \/>\n          never even merited a notice on the drive-through menu, much less a<br \/>\n          memorial service with Homer Simpson-esque eulogies. But over the summer,<br \/>\n          when customers were distracted by Coffee Coolattas and maple-frosted<br \/>\n          scones and such, Dunkin&#8217; Donuts took a step that left some loyalists<br \/>\n          with an empty, funereal feeling, twisting them in knots like the snack<br \/>\n          whose passing they now mourn. <\/p>\n<p>        Without fanfare, the Randolph-based company phased out one of its original<br \/>\n        breakfast-pastry items, the doughy, dunkable girder upon which many a<br \/>\n        franchise &#8212; and ample waistline &#8212; has been built. <\/p>\n<p>      The cruller is no more. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from the Boston Globe Its retirement never even merited a notice on the drive-through menu, much less a memorial service with Homer Simpson-esque eulogies. But over the summer, when customers were distracted by Coffee Coolattas and maple-frosted scones and such, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/10\/25\/goodbye-crueller-world\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}