{"id":1581,"date":"2003-10-15T09:51:36","date_gmt":"2003-10-15T13:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/10\/15\/compassionate-fascism-at-work\/"},"modified":"2003-10-15T09:51:36","modified_gmt":"2003-10-15T13:51:36","slug":"compassionate-fascism-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/10\/15\/compassionate-fascism-at-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Compassionate Fascism at Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1472'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"550\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/worrld.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\">\n    <\/td>\n<td width=\"340\">\n<p>With two recent international &quot;interventions&quot; and constant<br \/>\n        speculation on where Uncle Sam&#8217;s heavy bootprint will fall next, many<br \/>\n        people (including Dowbrigade) have been wondering exactly what were the<br \/>\n        criteria by which my Government decides when the time is right for one<br \/>\n        of these helpful interventions.<\/p>\n<p>Why Iraq and not Iran? Why Afghanistan and not Pakistan? <\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<p>Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/stories\/2003\/10\/13\/politics\/main577787.shtml\">Vice<br \/>\n          President Dick Cheney<\/a> has cleared things up, and<br \/>\n        the whole world can breath a sigh of relief. Cheney on Friday declared<br \/>\n        that this President will not tolerate weapons of mass destruction in<br \/>\n          the hands of dictators.<\/p>\n<p>I guess dictators who DON&#8217;T have WMDs are OK, or at least tolerable.<br \/>\n      However, given the availability of modern scientific know-how (thanks Google!)<br \/>\n        there is no country in the world which would have any trouble of whipping<br \/>\n      up a batch of deadly pathogens on short notice. Why, any self-respecting<br \/>\n      nation-state will surely have a few canisters in cold storage somewhere,<br \/>\n      just in case.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, most adequately equipped high school science labs could take<br \/>\n      out thousands of innocent bystanders, if used improperly. The only thing<br \/>\n        stopping potential perpetrators is the eternal vigilance of the forces<br \/>\n      of order. So if the GOVERNMENT decides it wants some of the nasties, it<br \/>\n        is absolutely no problem.<\/p>\n<p>Inexorable logic leads us to the conclusion that since every country<br \/>\n      (except Iraq, apparently) has SOME WMDs, or at the very least could produce<br \/>\n        some on short notice, any and every Dictator (who by definition is in<br \/>\n      charge of a country, no?) has them. Therefore, the current US regime<br \/>\n      has committed to knocking off each and every dictator in the world!<\/p>\n<p>So rejoice, oppressed people of the world. The Yankees are coming! It&#8217;s<br \/>\n        just a matter of lining up the ducks in the shooting gallery, squeezing<br \/>\n        a few more billion out of Congress, and getting our asses over there.<br \/>\n        Lets get started by taking a headcount. All you Dictators out there,<br \/>\n        could you please raise your hands?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/stories\/2003\/10\/13\/politics\/main577787.shtml\">Cheney story from CBS<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With two recent international &quot;interventions&quot; and constant speculation on where Uncle Sam&#8217;s heavy bootprint will fall next, many people (including Dowbrigade) have been wondering exactly what were the criteria by which my Government decides when the time is right for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/10\/15\/compassionate-fascism-at-work\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}