{"id":1511,"date":"2003-09-30T09:45:38","date_gmt":"2003-09-30T13:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/09\/30\/woe-is-joe-death-sentence-possible\/"},"modified":"2003-09-30T09:45:38","modified_gmt":"2003-09-30T13:45:38","slug":"woe-is-joe-death-sentence-possible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/09\/30\/woe-is-joe-death-sentence-possible\/","title":{"rendered":"Woe Is Joe! Death Sentence Possible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1302'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/llljoe.jpg\" width=\"175\" height=\"326\" align=\"left\"><em>Little<br \/>\n        Joe&#8217;s saga continues: (for those of you too lazy to scroll down to yesterday&#8217;s<br \/>\n        entries, Little Joe is a teenaged 300-lb gorilla<br \/>\n        who keeps sneaking out of the house and on Sunday was recaptured at a<br \/>\n        bus stop in Dorchester). Zoo officials announced yesterday that they<br \/>\n        were boosting security and launching 4 probes. Hey, lighten up, guys.<br \/>\n        I&#8217;m sure Little Joe doesn&#8217;t like being probed any more than you do.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Four separate investigations were launched into zoo security and management<br \/>\n        following the startling escape of the 300-pound ape, who bolted out of<br \/>\n        the gorilla pavilion Sunday, attacked two people, ambled off the zoo<br \/>\n        grounds, and shocked residents by showing up at a bus stop on nearby<br \/>\n      Seaver Street. <\/p>\n<p><em>For Christ&#8217;s sake, the guy is reduced to taking public transportation.<br \/>\n        Isn&#8217;t that ipso facto punishment enough? He was probably hankering for<br \/>\n        mussli or tapas, tired of the same ole same ole in the pen. Maybe he<br \/>\n        just wanted to step out for some fresh air. Jeez, have you SMELLED the<br \/>\n        air at the Zoo lately?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>With recaptured gorilla Little Joe safely locked away in a holding pen,<br \/>\n        police yesterday demanded that Franklin Park Zoo officials quickly upgrade<br \/>\n        security at the popular gorilla exhibit and refused to rule out putting<br \/>\n      the restless primate to death in order to protect the public. <\/p>\n<p><em>Now<br \/>\n          they&#8217;re talking about the Death Penalty for Joe! This is Homeland Security<br \/>\n          run amok. Whose fault is it that the damn gorilla got out? Who among<br \/>\n          us would NOT try to escape 24-7 surveillence behind bars and the same<br \/>\n      damn food every day?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Free Little Joe! OK, maybe not completely free, he is a 300-lb wild<br \/>\n          animal, but there are over 1000 of those in the NFL alone, and they<br \/>\n          let THEM walk around free. Maybe some kind of supervised field trips<br \/>\n          to Boston area schools and cultural institutions, a ball game once<br \/>\n          in a while, and a little variety in the diet, as a minimum for a public<br \/>\n          servant in the exausting glare of near-constant scrutiny. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/local\/articles\/2003\/09\/30\/zoo_boosts_security_4_probes_begin\/\">from<br \/>\n          the Boston Globe<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Joe&#8217;s saga continues: (for those of you too lazy to scroll down to yesterday&#8217;s entries, Little Joe is a teenaged 300-lb gorilla who keeps sneaking out of the house and on Sunday was recaptured at a bus stop in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/09\/30\/woe-is-joe-death-sentence-possible\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}