{"id":1499,"date":"2003-09-27T10:55:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-27T14:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/09\/27\/celebocracy\/"},"modified":"2003-09-27T10:55:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-27T14:55:00","slug":"celebocracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/09\/27\/celebocracy\/","title":{"rendered":"Celebocracy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n An idea whose time has come. Once again the Pinhead is on the cutting
\n edge of contemporary democracy. Trust Zippy to have his finger on the
\n pulse of American political consciousness. The
\n Dowbrigade
\n respectfully
\n nominates:<\/p>\n

Governor of Texas – Chuck Norris<\/p>\n

Governor of New York – Bruce Willis<\/p>\n

Governor of Iowa (home of the bridges of Madison County) – Clint Eastwood<\/p>\n

Governor of New Jersey – Geena Davis (for The Long Kiss Goodnight)<\/p>\n

Governor of Wyoming – Harrison Ford<\/p>\n

Mayor of Miami – Don Johnson<\/p>\n

Mayor of Washington D.C. – Samuel L. Jackson<\/p>\n

Mayor of Seattle – Bruce Lee (digitally ressurrected)<\/p>\n

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