{"id":1432,"date":"2003-09-14T16:18:35","date_gmt":"2003-09-14T20:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/09\/14\/big-third-cousin\/"},"modified":"2003-09-14T16:18:35","modified_gmt":"2003-09-14T20:18:35","slug":"big-third-cousin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/09\/14\/big-third-cousin\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Third Cousin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1097'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/tollboth.jpg\" width=\"298\" height=\"320\">\n        <\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"418\">\n<p align=\"left\"><em>Remember frantically fumbling for coins<br \/>\n          inside, under and around your seat, as you held up traffic in the exact-change<br \/>\n          lane at the Turnpike tollbooths? In a pathetically<br \/>\n         transparent attempt to cooerce people into using the $27.50 automatic-deduction<br \/>\n          transponders<br \/>\n          in<br \/>\n          the FastLane program, officials of the Mass Turnpike have removed all<br \/>\n          exact-change lanes, leaving two options: FastLane or human tolltakers.&nbsp; Guess<br \/>\n          which line takes forever. Guess who else thinks this stinks.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><b>&#8221;They&#8217;re forcing you to make a decision you should make<br \/>\n        freely,&#8221; says the ubiquitous Alan Dershowitz, a stalwart against creeping<br \/>\n        transponderism. &#8221;It&#8217;s not Big Brother yet,&#8221; he says, &#8221;but it&#8217;s Big<br \/>\n      Third Cousin.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr><\/p>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<p><em><br \/>I&#8217;m really gonna miss those exact change baskets.One<br \/>\n        time, some of my coins missed and fell to the pavement. I put my minvan<br \/>\n        in reverse and carefully backed up to where they lay. Opening the door<br \/>\n        to the van, I leanded down to pick them up, taking my foot off the<br \/>\n        brake in the process. &nbsp;The van started slowly backward.&nbsp;The<br \/>\n        open door snagged on a steel post and peeled back like the lid on a sardine<br \/>\n    can. The Cambridge Youth Soccer team I was transporting at the time thought<br \/>\n        it was hilarious.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/local\/articles\/2003\/09\/13\/dalai_lama_visits_local_faithful\/\">related<br \/>\n         Sam Allis column in<br \/>\n    the Boston Globe<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember frantically fumbling for coins inside, under and around your seat, as you held up traffic in the exact-change lane at the Turnpike tollbooths? In a pathetically transparent attempt to cooerce people into using the $27.50 automatic-deduction transponders in the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/09\/14\/big-third-cousin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}