{"id":1369,"date":"2003-09-05T18:17:31","date_gmt":"2003-09-05T22:17:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/09\/05\/sisyphus-has-nothing-on-me\/"},"modified":"2003-09-05T18:17:31","modified_gmt":"2003-09-05T22:17:31","slug":"sisyphus-has-nothing-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/09\/05\/sisyphus-has-nothing-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Sisyphus Has Nothing On Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a968'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td height=\"857\">The other night I lay in bed, watching the Sox melt down<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eurekalert.org\/pub_releases\/2003-09\/uow-ssv090203.php\"><\/a> in<br \/>\n        Seattle, giving up yet another lead late in the game.&nbsp; &quot;This is<br \/>\n        it,&quot; I said aloud, &quot;I can&#8217;t take it anymore. If the Red Sox<br \/>\n        blow this game I am never rooting for them again.&quot;      <\/p>\n<p>&quot;I<br \/>\n          have my tape recorder going&quot; my wife murmured sleepily from the<br \/>\n        other side of the bed.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;No, I&#8217;m serious this time. A hundred million dollar payroll and they<br \/>\n        can&#8217;t even make the playoffs.&nbsp; It&#8217;s pathetic.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;So you&#8217;re giving up baseball?&quot; she was waking up again, unfortunately.&nbsp; Any<br \/>\n        minute now she would ask to change the channel to watch her &quot;Amigas&quot;,<br \/>\n        the Golden Girls. But I had to take the bait.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Well, I&#8217;ll root for somebody else. I&#8217;m tired of rooting for losers&quot;<br \/>\n      I groused petulantly.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/nyystad.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" align=\"left\">&quot;Hah! So, who? The Yankees?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I almost physically gagged at the thought, which delighted my wife to<br \/>\n        no end. Since her name is Norma Yvonne, she feels some sort of abbreviational<br \/>\n        affinity to the Yankees, although she understands nada about the game.<\/p>\n<p>On the screen the Sox closer, Korean B.Y. Kim was streaking submarine<br \/>\n        pitches past Seattle superstar Ichiro Suzuki from Japan.&nbsp; It looked<br \/>\n        like a death penalty debate from my foreign lawyers class. Suzuki cut<br \/>\n        a fine figure in his gray and black uniform as he extended his arms slowly,<br \/>\n        pointing the bat directly<br \/>\n        at Kim and sighting down its length like a Samurai sizing<br \/>\n        up a worthy but doomed opponent down the length of his sword.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I will be a fan of whichever team wins this game.&nbsp; Let the<br \/>\n        record show.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Norma Yvonne didn&#8217;t answer. She had nodded off again and I was left<br \/>\n        to watch the rest of the game, which the Red Sox hung on to win, in sleep-soaked<br \/>\n        silence.&nbsp; And<br \/>\n        thus I am cursed to still be a Red Sox fan as the boys head into the<br \/>\n        Bronx tonight, sending Pedro to the hill against the Damned Yankees.<\/p>\n<p>Why do we hate the Yankees so? 26-0 is why, as in number of World Series<br \/>\n        Championships won since Harry Frazee sold Babe Ruth to New York in 1918.<br \/>\n        Which brings me Dan Shaughnessy&nbsp; in today&#8217;s Boston Globe, with a<br \/>\n        bit of revisionist history about Frazee, and the Bambino, and the Curse.<\/p>\n<p>In Boston, we are weaned on the curse. Frazee sold Ruth to pay for a<br \/>\n        failed Broadway musical called &quot;No, No, Nanette&quot;&nbsp; Turns<br \/>\n        out, as most things do, to be not quite that simple. Shaughnessy&#8217;s article<br \/>\n        enlightened me to at least two extenuating circumstances which make Frazee&#8217;s<br \/>\n        move something more than a blind and malevolent blow to the psychic well-being<br \/>\n        of Boston.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>One, Frazee as owner in those days was personally responsible<br \/>\n          for getting his players to the ballpark and more often than not, Harry<br \/>\n        and [general manager Ed] Barrow had to lock Ruth in his room so he wouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\n          go on all-night drinking, fighting, and womanizing sessions right up<br \/>\n          until the next game. And we consider Manny a problem!<\/p>\n<p>Two, Frazee at that time was engaged in a battle with American League<br \/>\n      president Ban Johnson  regarding the future of the American League. <\/p>\n<p>So maybe we should lighten up a bit on poor Mr. Frazee. Still, just<br \/>\n    thinking about being a Yankees fan gets my gag reflex going.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/sports\/baseball\/redsox\/articles\/2003\/09\/05\/story_turned_into_a_bestseller\/\">From the Boston Globe<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I lay in bed, watching the Sox melt down in Seattle, giving up yet another lead late in the game.&nbsp; &quot;This is it,&quot; I said aloud, &quot;I can&#8217;t take it anymore. 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