{"id":1142,"date":"2003-08-06T20:16:20","date_gmt":"2003-08-07T00:16:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/08\/06\/lessons-in-paranoia-73\/"},"modified":"2003-08-06T20:16:20","modified_gmt":"2003-08-07T00:16:20","slug":"lessons-in-paranoia-73","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/08\/06\/lessons-in-paranoia-73\/","title":{"rendered":"Lessons in Paranoia #73"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a531'><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have noticed that when driving I get a particular thrill from being the last driver through a yellow light, especially in heavy traffic.  This is because I believe it frustrates anyone trying to follow me.<\/p>\n<p>It completely ignores the fact that as far as I am aware every single time in my life someone has in fact been following me it was because I was helping them get somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, if the followers were any good, I wouldn&#8217;t be aware of them, would I? Hmmm&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have noticed that when driving I get a particular thrill from being the last driver through a yellow light, especially in heavy traffic. This is because I believe it frustrates anyone trying to follow me. It completely ignores the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/08\/06\/lessons-in-paranoia-73\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}