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Consistency
\n is the hobgoblin of small minds, but let no one accuse the folks at the
\n NFL front offices of being small-minded. Official NFL gear
\n licence outlets around the country are authorized to put customer’s
\n names, nicknames or slogans on the backs of Official NFL Jerseys – with
\n a few
\n exceptions.<\/p>\n
1,159 exceptions to be exact. For example, if you want to wear
\n "Terrorist Fag Hitler" on the back of your Patriot’s jersey – Hey, no
\n problem. But
\n if you want "I Love Beer" or "Black Out", fuggedabouddit, unless you
\n can find a black-market, off-the-books jersey chop shop willing to do
\n a down and dirty job on the sly for a few extra bucks.<\/p>\n
Other seeming contradictions – "Doggy Style" is verboten, but "Missionary
\n Position" is OK<\/p>\n
Anything with "Fuck" (Bumblefuck, Clusterfuck, etc.) is out, but us
\n Yids can get away with "schtup” and “schlong”.<\/p>\n
Even creative misspellings like "Phque"
\n are on the forbidden list<\/p>\n
Erection is out on Jerseys, but OK on commercials<\/p>\n
"Barf Face" is bad, but "Bar Fly" is OK<\/p>\n
"Budweiser" is illegal, but Miller, Iron City, Rolling Rock and Sam
\n Adams are still OK<\/p>\n
Finally, the list recently came up for review when fans of New England article from Fox Read the COMPLETE Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, but let no one accuse the folks at the NFL front offices of being small-minded. Official NFL gear licence outlets around the country are authorized to put customer’s names, nicknames or slogans on … Continue reading
\n Patriots safety Randall Gay were unable to buy shirts with his name
\n on the back. The rules were changed in his case, but fans of the
\n Jet’s Reggie Tongue<\/a> are still forced to hold their’s.<\/p>\n
\n Sports<\/a><\/p>\n
\n LIST<\/a> of banned words<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"