{"id":1089,"date":"2003-07-29T15:05:11","date_gmt":"2003-07-29T19:05:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/07\/29\/q-what-do-you-do-with-an-elephant-with"},"modified":"2003-07-29T15:05:11","modified_gmt":"2003-07-29T19:05:11","slug":"q-what-do-you-do-with-an-elephant-with-three-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/07\/29\/q-what-do-you-do-with-an-elephant-with-three-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Q: What do you do with an Elephant with Three Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a442'><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"537\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"148\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/dowbrigade\/elephant.jpg\" width=\"114\" height=\"158\"><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"379\">\n<p><font color=\"#3333CC\" size=\"+1\"><strong>A: Walk him and pitch to the Rhino<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p>Q: What do you get when you combine Vermont wool from recycled<br \/>\n        sweaters, a Holstien cow from upstate New York, ground cork from Mississippi,<br \/>\n        various secret potions, silt from a secret slice of the Delaware River<br \/>\n        and a bunch of Tico boleros? A: Why, a baseball, of course!<\/p>\n<p>Well-written looong article about what&#8217;s inside a baseball, how they<br \/>\n        are put together, where all the ingredients come from, and who the<br \/>\n    people are who do all the work.<br \/>\n    <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/dailyglobe2\/210\/sports\/Bit_players%2B.shtml\">From Boston Globe Sports section<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A: Walk him and pitch to the Rhino Q: What do you get when you combine Vermont wool from recycled sweaters, a Holstien cow from upstate New York, ground cork from Mississippi, various secret potions, silt from a secret &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/07\/29\/q-what-do-you-do-with-an-elephant-with-three-balls\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}