{"id":1071,"date":"2003-07-26T02:02:46","date_gmt":"2003-07-26T06:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dbnews\/2003\/07\/26\/the-mental-health-hotline\/"},"modified":"2003-07-26T02:02:46","modified_gmt":"2003-07-26T06:02:46","slug":"the-mental-health-hotline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/07\/26\/the-mental-health-hotline\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mental Health Hotline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a409'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+1\">Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline&#8230;&#8230;<\/font><\/p>\n<p>  &#8211; If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8211; If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8211; If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8211; If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.<\/p>\n<p>  &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/stories\/storyReader$406\">If you want to read the rest of them click here<\/a>(from Mary Goodman)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline&#8230;&#8230; &#8211; If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. &#8211; If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. &#8211; If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/2003\/07\/26\/the-mental-health-hotline\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":299,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1443],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esl-links"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/299"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/dowbrigade\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}