{"id":630,"date":"2010-05-11T09:03:53","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T13:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/?p=630"},"modified":"2010-05-11T09:03:53","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T13:03:53","slug":"aspartame-is-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/2010\/05\/11\/aspartame-is-evil\/","title":{"rendered":"Aspartame is evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My initial instinct was to not actually put the word &#8220;aspartame&#8221; on my website without changing those a&#8217;s to @&#8217;s so the &#8220;aspartame trackers&#8221; wouldn&#8217;t find me, but you know what???  I DON&#8217;T CARE.<\/p>\n<p>I had been suffering from severe foot pain since the time I woke up on Friday.  Not wanting to pay the emergency room visit fee, I was trying to put off seeing anyone until Monday, when I could call my primary care physician.  I surfed the web, trying to figure out what I might have done to cause such pain.  By Sunday, I couldn&#8217;t wait any longer and found out that I could go to a local urgent care facility and only have to pay the fee for an office visit.  I was there immediately.<\/p>\n<p>They looked at my foot, did x-rays to rule out that I hadn&#8217;t done anything in my sleep (after all, I BROKE MY HIP sleepwalking and never woke up!) then did blood work to test my uric acid level, sending me on my way believing I had gout.  I was horrified.  Old men that drink whiskey get gout.  How could I have <em>gout<\/em>????  <\/p>\n<p>Go home and read about the foods that cause it, I was told.  So, I thought and thought and thought about what I had changed in my routine recently.  The first thing listed on one of the sites was &#8220;artificial sweeteners&#8221;.  Ah-hah!  Crystal Light!  Over the past 10 days to 2 weeks, I have been consuming Crystal Light lemonade and\/or iced tea on a daily basis.  So I googled &#8220;aspartame gout&#8221; and what I found positively horrified me (again).<\/p>\n<p>Well, I called yesterday for the results of the blood work and, sure enough!  They were negative for gout.  I have been taking the anti-inflammatory medication and AVOIDING Aspartame and in just two days, I would say the joint pain has decreased by ~90%.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t believe me, google &#8220;aspartame&#8221;.  I can&#8217;t say how disgusted I am that the FDA has approved a substance that shows as many as 92 side effects.  I can say that I&#8217;ll take my chances of gaining weight and use sugar when needed.  At least that&#8217;s a natural substance that my body will know what to do with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My initial instinct was to not actually put the word &#8220;aspartame&#8221; on my website without changing those a&#8217;s to @&#8217;s so the &#8220;aspartame trackers&#8221; wouldn&#8217;t find me, but you know what??? I DON&#8217;T CARE. I had been suffering from severe foot pain since the time I woke up on Friday. Not wanting to pay the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1190,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1190"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":632,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions\/632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/curtincall\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}