{"id":572,"date":"2009-10-16T14:58:21","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T21:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/?p=572"},"modified":"2009-10-16T14:58:21","modified_gmt":"2009-10-16T21:58:21","slug":"helpful-guide-for-parents-dental-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/2009\/10\/16\/helpful-guide-for-parents-dental-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Helpful guide for parents — dental edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our dentist sends us a useless newsletter every so often (quarterly?) with gems like this, a set of code words to deceive your children, so in addition to being traumatized by a painful dental procedure they will also not trust you because you lied to them and they will always wonder who the hell Mr. Bumpy was.<\/p>\n

It would be funnier if it wasn’t so creepy.<\/p>\n\n<\/col>\n<\/col>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

\n<\/strong><\/td>\n
\n<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Don’t say…<\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/td>\n		Say instead…<\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
needle or shot<\/td>\nsleepy juice<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
drill<\/td>\nMr. Whistle (or Mr. Bumpy)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
drill on tooth<\/td>\nclean the sugar bugs<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
pull tooth<\/td>\nwiggle the tooth<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
cavity<\/td>\nsugar bugs<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
suction<\/td>\nMr. Slurpee (or Mr. Thirsty)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
exam<\/td>\ncount the teeth<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
teeth cleaning<\/td>\ntickle the teeth<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
explorer<\/td>\nteeth counter<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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