{"id":1002,"date":"2010-08-26T14:43:33","date_gmt":"2010-08-26T21:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/?p=1002"},"modified":"2010-09-17T20:54:36","modified_gmt":"2010-09-18T03:54:36","slug":"cowen-kine-gwous-and-moo-also-something-about-computers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/2010\/08\/26\/cowen-kine-gwous-and-moo-also-something-about-computers\/","title":{"rendered":"Cowen, kine, gwous, and moo.  Also something about computers."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>English is a pain to learn because it&#8217;s so irregular. \u00a0Or is that because its so irregular?<\/div>\n<div>So, for instance, one cow, one child; two cows, two children, not two cowen or two childs.<\/div>\n<div><!--more--><\/div>\n<div>The productive method for making nouns plural in English is to add an &#8220;s&#8221; suffix at the end of the word. \u00a0But wait! \u00a0It turns out that the &#8220;n&#8221; suffix was used to make the plural of many other words, besides child.<\/div>\n<div>We still have one ox, two oxen but it also used to be one shoe, two shoon and one cow, two kine.<\/div>\n<div>So the phrase &#8220;kith and kin&#8221; (really, &#8220;kith and kine&#8221;) means &#8220;relatives and cattle&#8221; or, by extension, &#8220;family and property.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div>Cows are synonymous with property and wealth in many Indo-European languages. \u00a0The Sanksrit word &#8220;go&#8221;, Latin &#8220;bos&#8221; and English &#8220;cow&#8221; are all derived from the PIE *gwous. \u00a0(Compare Latin &#8220;pecus&#8221;, &#8216;cattle as wealth&#8217;, also Sanskrit &#8220;pasu&#8221;.) \u00a0The &#8220;kine&#8221; word is supposed to be related to &#8220;kind&#8221; as in the phrase, &#8216;payment in kind,&#8217; meaning &#8216;payment in cattle&#8217; rather than &#8216;payment in money.&#8217;<\/div>\n<div>This productive &#8220;n&#8221; suffix is used self-consciously as a joke in computer terminology. \u00a0So nerds refer to one computer as a box and two as boxen, or one old DEC computer as a VAX and two as VAXEN, or one <a title=\"Ed is the original text editor.\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Editor_war\">inadequate vi alternative<\/a> as EMACS and two as EMACEN.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>English is a pain to learn because it&#8217;s so irregular. \u00a0Or is that because its so irregular? So, for instance, one cow, one child; two cows, two children, not two cowen or two childs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1116,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[646],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8jQA6-ga","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1116"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1051,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions\/1051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/cqtwo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}