{"id":5313,"date":"2005-01-08T23:22:17","date_gmt":"2005-01-09T03:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/httpblogslawharvardeduceerock4\/2005\/01\/08\/garden-state\/"},"modified":"2005-01-08T23:22:17","modified_gmt":"2005-01-09T03:22:17","slug":"garden-state","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/2005\/01\/08\/garden-state\/","title":{"rendered":"Garden State"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a2629'><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I trudged two blocks through the snow and saw <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Garden State<\/span><br \/>\ntonight. I&#8217;m still mulling it over. My reaction to it is complex. I was<br \/>\nvery irritated by it. I resisted it. Though it still &#8220;worked&#8221;, i.e. it<br \/>\npushed my buttons. But I am very irritated that it did that. If I had<br \/>\nto come up with one word right NOW to describe the film, it would be<br \/>\n&#8220;childish.&#8221; That&#8217;s not quite the right word, but it&#8217;ll do for now. I<br \/>\nwas most irritated by Natalie Portman&#8217;s character, some perfect-perfect<br \/>\nimaginary male-fantasy creature. Every word she said was perfect, every<br \/>\naction choreographed to say &#8220;fall in love with me!&#8221; You could say, &#8220;an<br \/>\nepileptic compulsive liar who lives with her mother and wears a helmet<br \/>\nto work is the &#8220;perfect&#8221; female?&#8221; And I will say YES, because that is<br \/>\njust one of her perfectly quirky traits&#8211;we don&#8217;t have to actually see<br \/>\nher go through a seizure or deal with the effects of medication, she&#8217;s<br \/>\njust delighfully epileptic. And her lies are all cute and innocent and<br \/>\nshe owns up to them instantly. Her &#8220;flaws&#8221; are really attributes; it&#8217;s<br \/>\njust some added flavoring in the recipe for &#8220;perfect quirky-girl for<br \/>\nquirky twentysomething modern males.&#8221; She&#8217;s the Gidget of the &#8217;00s. She<br \/>\ndoesn&#8217;t have any <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">real&nbsp; <\/span>baggage, only the guy gets to have that. Her purpose is to pull <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">him <\/span>out of his slump. Compare quirky Sam to quirky Clementine in <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Eternal Sunshine<\/span>. Both exist for the same reason&#8211;to draw the guy out&#8211;but in <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Eternal Sunshine<\/span> we see how Clementine&#8217;s personality is problematic as well, not just cutely quirky. Her quirks are <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">her <\/span>problems, and they don&#8217;t just exist to make some guy smile and dovetail perfectly with his personality. And, she even <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">tells <\/span>Joel not to expect her to save him. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Garden State<\/span> just isn&#8217;t as meaty. Childish.<\/p>\n<p>It may be obvious but in a <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Garden State<\/span> world, I&#8217;d be Zach Braff. <\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t hate the film though, and I like Zach Braff. It&#8217;s a good<br \/>\nstory, a sweet movie, with a lot of heart. The chemistry was great. But<br \/>\nit&#8217;s just a little too precious for my tastes. <\/p>\n<p>Go ahead, call me a Grumpy Shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I trudged two blocks through the snow and saw Garden State tonight. I&#8217;m still mulling it over. My reaction to it is complex. I was very irritated by it. I resisted it. Though it still &#8220;worked&#8221;, i.e. it pushed my buttons. But I am very irritated that it did that. 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