{"id":5094,"date":"2004-09-07T20:14:07","date_gmt":"2004-09-08T00:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/httpblogslawharvardeduceerock4\/2004\/09\/07\/this-house-is-"},"modified":"2004-09-07T20:14:07","modified_gmt":"2004-09-08T00:14:07","slug":"this-house-is-ape-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/2004\/09\/07\/this-house-is-ape-free\/","title":{"rendered":"This House is Ape-Free"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name='a1698'><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>I lied, I don&#8217;t really have anything else to add to my previous post about <EM>Collateral<\/EM>. It&#8217;s good. That&#8217;s all.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>I spent the holiday&nbsp;weekend doing mad cleaning. It&#8217;s amazing how much more pride you take in the appearance of your home once you no longer hate the people you are living with. This place is spotless.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>I found bottlecaps in all the most unreachable areas. I found a beer can in the back of a bathroom shelf. I found a cache of flattened cardboard beer cases in a storage closet. <\/P><br \/>\n<P>But they also left an air conditioner, a gas grill, a toaster oven, a George Forman grill, and two weedwackers. Oh, and a <A href=\"http:\/\/cyber.law.harvard.edu\/blogs\/static\/ceerock\/table.jpg\">penis-carved coffee table<\/A>.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lied, I don&#8217;t really have anything else to add to my previous post about Collateral. It&#8217;s good. That&#8217;s all. I spent the holiday&nbsp;weekend doing mad cleaning. It&#8217;s amazing how much more pride you take in the appearance of your home once you no longer hate the people you are living with. This place is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p58QoK-1ka","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/92"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5094\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ceerock\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}