…but not yet. Martha Stewart was convicted of a white collar crime. She acted on a tip from her stockbroker and lied about it. She’s a CEO, a celebrity, and a style icon. Was she singled out? Probably. Would I have done the same thing in her shoes? Probably. Will I continue to buy her magazines, watch her show, and drool over her collection of Jadite kitchenware. Absolutely.
To show my support, I finally mailed in my invoice for Everyday Food.
There’s an excellent chance that Martha will go to prison. While she’s serving time, she’ll need someone, or several someones, to fill in for her on her TV show. Martha, if you’re reading this, call me. I’ll do your baking spots.
I don’t need to come to your studio, just send over the production team. I’ve got the purple KitchenAid mixer, the Silpat baking mats, the cooling racks, the spring-form pans, and the ramekins. I can separate eggs with my eyes closed, I always sift my flour, and I have the greatest looking vintage cake and pie carrier ever.
Fran can do the gardening segments. Raz, indoor plant cultivation and care. Smells is handy with a paintbrush – he can do interior decorating.
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I just ordered the No Justice, No Quiche graphic on an apron. I’ll wear it when I do my baking spots.
And keep your eyes peeled for a crafty project entry from Swan’s Project Page tomorrow. Got to pick up the slack.