{"id":66,"date":"2008-08-08T05:34:17","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T09:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.law.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/2008\/08\/08\/james-while-john-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-a-better-effect-on-the-teacher\/"},"modified":"2008-08-08T12:48:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-08T16:48:00","slug":"james-while-john-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-a-better-effect-on-the-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/2008\/08\/08\/james-while-john-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-had-a-better-effect-on-the-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"james while john had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.granitegrok.com\/pix\/BeijingOlympics.jpg\" alt=\"Beijing Olympics\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Beijing 2008 Olympics start in 3 hours!<\/p>\n<p>Time to sit back and play with some linguistics &#8220;puzzles.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(For those of you unfamiliar, by the way, &#8220;James, while John had had &#8216;had had&#8217;, had had &#8216;had&#8217;; &#8216;had had&#8217; had had a better effect on the teacher&#8221; is an infamous gramatically correct sentence demonstrating metalanguage and the importance of punctuation in resolving lexical ambiguity. Punctuation is added for clarity above. Now try this one: &#8220;That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is&#8221;, and then the famous, &#8220;Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo&#8221; which is correct as it is).<\/p>\n<p><em>And now some paraprosdokians:<\/em> <!--more--><\/p>\n<li>\n&#8220;It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government \u2014 except all those other forms that have been tried.&#8221; \u2014 Winston Churchill <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You can always count on Americans to do the right thing \u2014 after they&#8217;ve tried everything else.&#8221; \u2014 Winston Churchill<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We broke up because I caught her lying&#8230; under another man.&#8221; \u2014 Doug Benson<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If I am reading this graph correctly \u2013 I would be very surprised.&#8221; \u2014 Stephen Colbert <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.&#8221; \u2014 Will Rogers<\/li>\n<p><em><br \/>\nAnd the avoidance of prepositions (The following statements are gramatically and formally correct. We&#8217;re usually wrong&#8230;):<\/em><\/p>\n<li>This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. \u2014 Winston Churchill\n<p>The little girl says to her father, &#8220;For what did you bring that book that I did not want to be read to out of about Down Under?&#8221;<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Beijing 2008 Olympics start in 3 hours! Time to sit back and play with some linguistics &#8220;puzzles.&#8221; (For those of you unfamiliar, by the way, &#8220;James, while John had had &#8216;had had&#8217;, had had &#8216;had&#8217;; &#8216;had had&#8217; had had a better effect on the teacher&#8221; is an infamous gramatically correct sentence demonstrating metalanguage and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1892,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[901],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1892"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.blogs.harvard.edu\/ahshieh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}